the jar overly perfection of perfect pickles!

(take note: My brother David and I wrote this story based on a random adventure we had at the galaxy theater.... its terribly written but we had fun making it that way.) 

Today marks history. A jar full of yummy and overly perfection of perfect pickles were sneaked into the theater of the Galaxy cinema. The tale of the pickle jar jammers all began when a girl by the name 'Tina Bopper' decided to sneak this delicious treat into the forbidden. She didn't know the dangers of this journey she would endure, but her master 'Lavey' the great beards of beards told her that the world would be at risk if she didn't get this jar of overly perfection of perfect pickles to the children of the cinema land. Lavey spoke "Tina Bopper. I lay upon you a map that will guide you to your destination. You must save the last jar of  overly perfection of perfect pickles to the children of the Cinema Land before the darkness of the ticket watchers catch you and our worlds will blow up in a battle of extraordinary battles of explosions! The balance of this galaxy rest in your hands." Tina Bopper backs her travel bag with weapons to battle against her enemies that would tumble across her path. Weapon one is her trusty butter knife with a hint of butter on it to give it an extra slip when unwelcome travelers come. The weapon is to grease the enemies path before entering. Weapon two is her favorite jolly rancher wrapper that is a shield when thrown into the air. Weapon three is her cat Dusty. He's obsessiveness and extra rolls of fur will trample her enemies from stealing the jar overly perfection of perfect pickles! and now THE JOUNREY BEGINS! Tina Bopper runs through the forest of strings, as she climbs the mountains of castles to only be found by the evil ChangersChowers beards. His men surround Tina Bopper! She trapped! "Oh Tina Bopper, you really think I'm going to let you get past me with the overly perfection of perfect pickles? muahaha!" Tina Bopper digs in her bag and pulls out her Dusty cat! The fur ball runs forth and tramples through the circle and makes an opening for Tina Bopper to escape the clutches of the evil ChangersChowers. "Get back here Tina Bopper!" yells ChangersChowers. But its too late Tina Bopper escaped and is heading straight towards the Land of Cinema! she whistles as a huge owl fly s down to the ground and lifts her up into the air. Its her trusty pet Toot the Owl and hes flying her straight towards the Children of the Cinema! landing to the ground she runs past the ticket watchers and doges the canteen scanners from catching her with the  the jar overly perfection of perfect pickles. Opening the door to the forbidden she runs up the stairs of the forest of seats and finds the Land of the Cinema children and feeds them the  the jar overly perfection of perfect pickles. The children rejoice with laughter as the screen brightens up with song. The sky becomes bright as the trees become green again! The world is save! One jar of pickles at a time. The end.